WHY WE DON’T TRUST THE DEMOCRATS WITH NATIONAL SECURITY
WHY WE DON’T TRUST THE DEMOCRATS WITH
NATIONAL SECURITY
by
Ken Eliasberg
The question comes up more than occasionally as to whether the Dems can be trusted to vigorously and appropriately attend to matters of National Security (rather than just merely defer to the United Nations). A friend, knowing of my interest in politics, sent me an email that I feel is both cute and telling, and Iíd like to share it with you.
ìAre you a Democrat, a Republican or Southern Republican
Here is a test that will help you decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
Youíre walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
Does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible heíd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republicanís Answer:
Bang!
Southern Republicanís Answer:
BANG1 BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!