Socialism vs. Capitalism: Some Humor To Make The Point
Socialism vs. Capitalism: Some Humor To Make The Point
By
Ken Eliasberg
Concluding my socialism vs. capitalism discussion, I thought a bit of humor might serve to put things in relief. So, to begin with, let me share with you a couple of emails that I have received from friends. First, an illustration of government waste:
“I don’t know who wrote this but he nailed it! Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of the desert. Congress said, ‘someone may steal from it at night.’ So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, ‘How does the watchman do his job without instruction?’ So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Congress said, ‘How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?’ So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Congress said, ‘How are these people going to get paid?’ So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Congress said, ‘Who will be accountable for all of these people?’ So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Congress said, ‘we have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cut back overall cost.’ So they laid off the night watchman. NOW slowly